I Have The Color Of Love Organic Cotton Apron

All the colours of love, preferably piped in buttercream.

The I Have The Color Of Love Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring Person in a kitchen wearing the I Have The Colors of Love organic cotton apron, stirring a pot. The apron features a cartoon animal head and rainbow lettering. It turns the I Have The Color Of Love design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

The design works because it sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The identity, joke or reference is specific enough for the right person to clock immediately while still making sense as genuinely wearable queer kitchen camp.

This is domestic queer fantasy without the heteronormative casserole energy: feed people well, look hot doing it and leave the kitchen louder than you found it.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

Think of it as a queer Pride apron with an actual point of view. It also works beautifully as a LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone whose kitchen could use more Pride kitchen apron energy.

The substantial 100% organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

I Have The Color Of Love Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World I Have The Color Of Love design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific queer Pride apron or LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Dinner is ready. Subtlety is not.