Choose Kindness Organic Cotton Apron

Choose kindness, unless somebody rinses the pasta.

The Choose Kindness Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring its rainbow lettering, embodies pride and self-expression, featuring adjustable straps and a large front pocket. It turns the Choose Kindness design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

The design works because it sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The identity, joke or reference is specific enough for the right person to clock immediately while still making sense as genuinely wearable queer kitchen camp.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

It makes a brilliantly specific funny queer apron for the queer cook, baker, host, partner or chosen-family icon who actually understands the design. As a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift, it feels personal rather than generic while still being practical enough for real kitchen chaos.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

Choose Kindness Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Choose Kindness design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.