Bisexual Unicorn Organic Cotton Apron

Bisexual unicorn: mythical creature, very real appetite.

The Bisexual Unicorn Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring playful, empowering style. It turns the Bisexual Unicorn design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Bisexuality means attraction to more than one gender, not confusion, indecision or equal percentages. Choosing one person, one meal or one flavour today does not invalidate the rest of the menu.

Two options? Cute. The bisexual brought six. Put everything on the table and stop asking people to pick a side.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

This lands somewhere between a bisexual Pride apron and a genuinely useful LGBTQ+ kitchen apron. Gift it to the domestic daddy, dyke baker, drag brunch host, queer foodie or kitchen menace who deserves a bi cooking gift with real personality.

The substantial 100% organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close. The sexy-chef fantasy does not require abs, a specific gender or a particular body shape. Tie the straps where they feel good, expose whatever you want underneath and let the food be the only thing judged.

Bisexual Unicorn Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Bisexual Unicorn design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific bisexual Pride apron or bi cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Queers can cook. Queers can also serve cunt.