Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Unisex Hoodie

Sorry Girls I'm Gay! apologises to an imaginary queue of disappointed women with admirable confidence.

The mock apology is classic gay self-flattery: wildly overestimate the heterosexual demand, announce your unavailability, then move on before anybody checks the evidence. The rainbow styling keeps the coming-out message bright while the joke turns what could be a serious declaration into something much more fun and knowingly arrogant.

This funny gay coming-out hoodie is made for first Prides, queer nights and the man who enjoys apologising to women for being unavailable when absolutely nobody asked. Wear it oversized with short shorts or under a coat for delayed revelation. A gay Pride gift with excellent imaginary market research.

Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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