You Are Not On My Level T-Shirt

You Are Not On My Level lets a dabbing rainbow unicorn make a superiority claim so ridiculous that the confidence becomes the joke.

The design belongs to the era when the dab escaped sports and internet memes and became a universal visual shorthand for overcommitted celebration. Giving that gesture to a rainbow-maned unicorn makes the whole thing deliberately juvenile, colourful and impossible to take as a serious hierarchy. That is why the boast works.

The shirt is not arguing that the wearer is objectively above everybody else; it is enjoying the theatrical feeling of acting like the room contains a competition only you knew you had already won. Queer camp has always understood that exaggerated confidence can be both armour and comedy.

Wear it to Pride, parties, festivals, gaming nights or the errand that deserves a completely disproportionate amount of swagger. It also makes an excellent gift for the friend whose self-esteem occasionally needs to be outsourced to a mythical creature. Lilac, raspberry, royal blue, mint and leaf green give the rainbow mane several different backdrops without changing the meme-shaped energy.

You Are Not On My Level is silly by design. The unicorn is dabbing. The argument was never going to be peer-reviewed. Sometimes that is exactly why the shirt works.

Product details

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors
• Heather blends contain polyester, with fiber content varying by color
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric
• Regular unisex fit with side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, without ironing the decoration

Sizing note

Measurements are taken flat and may vary slightly. Compare the chart with a favorite T-shirt before ordering. For a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.