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Throat goat: legendary oral skills, horned mascot, zero room for misinterpretation.
The phrase is contemporary sex-positive slang for somebody with a reputation for excellent oral sex. Giving it an actual goat makes the joke beautifully literal and slightly deranged.
This Throat Goat muscle tank belongs at queer festivals, club nights, bachelor parties that have improved dramatically, or the gym if you enjoy making the person on the next bench reread things. The filthy graphic already has plenty to say. A loose cotton body and oversized armholes give it the kind of casual sexiness that does not need extra costume.
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SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.
