Shadier Than A Palm Tree T-Shirt

Shadier Than A Palm Tree gives a tropical object the impossible job of measuring someone else's level of shade.

The palm graphic keeps the insult sunny, which is exactly what makes it work. You are not dealing with a dark storm cloud or a complicated metaphor. You are dealing with a tree famous for standing around in bright light while somehow still casting a lot of shade.

This is a funny queer T-shirt for a friend who can deliver a read with a smile, a summer party where the dress code is camp or anyone who enjoys their compliments with a little sting around the edges. The line stays playful because the palm makes the accusation gloriously disproportionate.

The lightweight side-seamed tee keeps the palm and lettering clean across heather prism ice blue, white, pink and yellow. Wear it with sunglasses, shorts, sandals or the expression of someone who has already noticed everything.

There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Shadier Than A Palm Tree keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.

The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors
• Heather blends contain polyester, with fiber content varying by color
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric
• Regular unisex fit with side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, without ironing the decoration

Sizing note

Measurements are taken flat and may vary slightly. Compare the chart with a favorite T-shirt before ordering. For a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.