Don't Fuck It Up! Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

A Don’t Fuck It Up long sleeve T-shirt with red lips and the exact amount of queer pep talk required before you leave the house and face the nonsense.

The lipstick graphic makes the command feel like a backstage note from your most glamorous friend: check the hem, fix the face, and do not let anyone else’s chaos become your personality. It is camp, practical, and lovingly profane. This is funny LGBTQ clothing for the person who can deliver a boundary with a smile and a compliment with a sharpened edge.

“Don’t fuck it up” can mean the date, the outfit, the apology, the vote, or simply remembering that you deserve to be in the room. Wear it when you need a little printed nerve. The shirt is not asking for perfection. It is asking you to show up with your lipstick on and your standards intact.

There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Don't Fuck It Up! keeps the message specific, and using the lipstick detail makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.

The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.