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Catch Flights Not Feelings is for queer travellers who can navigate three airports, two time zones and one deeply avoidable situationship before breakfast.
The slogan became popular because it makes emotional avoidance sound like a loyalty program, and the little airplane graphic pushes the joke exactly where it belongs.
This T-shirt is for the person whose camera roll has more boarding passes than couple photos, whose group chat knows the gate number, and whose answer to romantic confusion is suspiciously often “I could just go away for the weekend.” Of course, feelings have an annoying habit of clearing security too. That is the hidden punchline.
You can cross an ocean and still find yourself thinking about somebody during descent. The design understands the contradiction and wears it lightly. It is travel humour, dating humour and queer escapism packed into one easy graphic.
Wear it to the airport, a Pride trip, a festival weekend, a chosen-family holiday or the first getaway after deciding that closure is less interesting than a cheap fare. It also makes a dangerously accurate gift for the friend who can plan a multi-city itinerary faster than they can answer “what are we?” The T-shirt works because it does not promise emotional enlightenment.
It simply picks a side in the moment and heads for departures. Pair it with jeans, shorts, a carry-on and the confidence of someone who checked in online. The feelings may eventually arrive. They can meet you at baggage claim.
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Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
