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Bisexual Unicorn is what happens when bi Pride gets tired of being treated like something imaginary and decides to become an imaginary horse out of spite.
There is a very specific joke here for bisexual people who have heard that the identity is fake, transitional or somehow only valid until the “real” orientation reveals itself. Fine. If we are imaginary, let us at least be a muscular unicorn with better colour coordination.
The bright character gives the shirt a ridiculous confidence that is far more fun than another serious conversation about legitimacy. Pink, purple and blue meet fantasy muscle, queer camp and the kind of visual absurdity that makes the whole thing impossible to overthink. The unicorn is not here to prove bisexuality exists. Actual bisexual people already handled that part.
It is here to look fabulous while the argument dies of boredom. Mythical mascot, very real identity, excellent division of labour.
Bisexual Unicorn exists to make the outfit more fun before anybody has time to object. Take it to Pride, fantasy conventions, queer brunch, festivals, gym days or anywhere the outfit needs more horn. It also makes a perfect gift for the bi friend whose taste already lives somewhere between mythology and camp. Real identity. Imaginary mascot. Excellent arrangement, especially if the mascot clearly lifts.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
