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Sorry Girls, I’m Gay! turns a coming-out statement into a mock apology, which is funny precisely because no apology is actually required.
“Sorry” is doing a lot of unnecessary emotional labour here, which is exactly what makes the joke cute. Gay men have spent enough time softening the news for people who somehow took our sexuality personally. This one says the relevant part plainly, adds a rainbow and throws in an apology so theatrical nobody could mistake it for actual shame. Maybe a woman flirted with you.
Maybe an aunt is still waiting for you to “meet a nice girl.” Maybe nobody asked and you simply enjoy the announcement. Either way, there is nothing to negotiate. The attraction is not pending review. The apology is decorative. Sorry girls. You remain wonderful. He is still gay.
The black, white and green raglan combinations frame the rainbow slogan for Pride, gay bars, festivals, dates or casual weekends. “Sorry Girls I'm Gay!” is a fun coming-out or birthday choice for somebody comfortable with the joke. The shirt is not actually apologising to women, nor should it be read as dismissive of them. It is simply establishing the relevant dating information with unnecessary politeness.
Sorry girls. The gay part remains, and the wearer gets to move on without a customer-service follow-up.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
