Unisex Sweatshirt (315)

Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork turns the cutlery drawer into a hookup proposition and then unexpectedly asks for cuddles.   The phrase is a perfectly structured dirty pun:...

Dominant Daddy gives the buff shirtless figure, whip and kink gear the kind of crewneck that makes a soft fabric feel mildly threatening.   The illustration leans fully into queer...

Dominatrix puts the whip in her hand and lets the rest of the outfit understand who is running the scene.   The illustrated woman with a whip gives this design...

Don't Be Distracted by Emotions puts the warning in hot pink and lets drag makeup provide all the evidence that feelings are already involved.   The design is catastrophically bad...

Don't Fuck It Up! is the pep talk you wear when 'believe in yourself' sounds wildly underqualified.   The phrase carries RuPaul's pre-runway energy — part encouragement, part warning, all...

Drag Family puts the illustrated performers together on one crewneck and gives chosen family the spotlight it usually shares backstage.   The vibrant drag artwork is about more than queens...

Drag Is Art puts the stylised queen inside bold geometric colour and gives the argument the visual evidence it deserves.   The drag face and pink, yellow and blue shapes...

Drag Queen Royalty puts bold pink Drag Queen graphics on the chest and treats the title like it has already been inherited.   The design is all about status, but...

Drag Queen puts the performer inside a hot-pink square and makes the whole crewneck feel like a tiny backstage poster.   The posed figure and bold Drag Queen lettering give...

Drop Dead Gorgeous puts a cartoon diva behind the verdict because 'pretty' would have been embarrassingly underpowered.   The vibrant illustrated character gives the slogan proper camp scale. Drop dead...

Eat Me Out puts the noodle bowl right above the double entendre and gives innocence exactly three seconds to survive.   The food illustration is what makes the slogan properly...

Elton John gives the cartoon figure embellished glasses and a gold chain because ordinary fan merch would miss the entire point.   The oversized eyewear and jewellery capture the theatrical...