Don't Be Distracted by Emotions Unisex Sweatshirt

Don't Be Distracted by Emotions puts the warning in hot pink and lets drag makeup provide all the evidence that feelings are already involved.

The design is catastrophically bad life advice, which is exactly why it works. Bold pink wording, full glam styling and the implied attempt to remain above emotion create one long queer joke about avoidance. It is the person insisting they are fine while wearing enough makeup for three emotional arcs and sending a voice note that starts with 'I'm not upset, but.' The graphic turns denial into camp rather than therapy language.

This sarcastic queer sweatshirt is made for overthinkers, drag fans, emotionally evasive besties and brunch after the incident. Pair it with black denim, a rainbow tutu if you are committed, or wear it oversized on recovery day. A premium camp crewneck for somebody who will process the feelings later, probably with snacks.

Don't Be Distracted by Emotions Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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