Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Unisex Sweatshirt

Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork turns the cutlery drawer into a hookup proposition and then unexpectedly asks for cuddles.

The phrase is a perfectly structured dirty pun: fork first, spoon after, with one extremely innocent set of utensils providing all the plausible deniability. What makes it especially good is the softness hiding underneath the filth. Yes, the joke is sexual, but the punchline is still intimacy — somebody is apparently staying close once dinner and the other activity are finished.

This cheeky queer couple sweatshirt is made for sleepovers, date nights, house parties and the partner whose humour is one sentence away from HR. Wear it roomy on the sofa for maximum spooning credibility or style it with jeans for a colder night out. A funny adult LGBTQ+ crewneck with post-hookup tenderness built directly into the joke.

Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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