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Zero Feet Away Grindr is the moment the app stops being theoretical and the room becomes evidence.
The design plays with Grindr's proximity counter, specifically that alarming little scenario where a profile suddenly reads zero feet away and everybody starts pretending not to scan the bar. It is one of those intensely gay app jokes that needs no explanation for the target customer and is almost funnier if everyone else remains confused.
This Grindr hoodie is made for gay city boys, Pride, queer bars and dating-app veterans whose romantic geography has occasionally become suspiciously precise. Wear it in club queues or on cold late-night walks. A brutally specific gay gift for somebody who has absolutely checked the grid while already at the venue.
Zero Feet Away Grindr Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

