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HOT MESS in rainbow letters: chaos has acquired branding. At chest level on Hot Mess, the words “Hot Mess” kept front and centre does all the necessary work. Hot Mess...

Sissy that walk. RuPaul already supplied the runway soundtrack. Sissy That Walk starts with bold pink "Sissy That Walk" text, then has the confidence not to add five more ideas....

He, him, hole. Pronouns clear, intentions clearer. He/Him/Hole is deliberately filthy pronoun-format humour. It keeps he/him visible while replacing the possessive line with a sexual joke, perfect for the queer...

Pro Black, Pro Brown, Pro Queer, Pro Trans, Pro Choice, Pro Hoe. Respectability politics declined. Pride, reproductive-rights rally, queer festival, nightlife or the person whose politics explicitly include sex workers...

Zero feet away. At this distance, the app is basically just pointing.   Grindr turned proximity into gay dating grammar, which is why ZERO FEET AWAY is such a perfect...

Patsy Stone in a muscle top is already an insult to sensible fashion, which is why it works. Patsy Stone is Absolutely Fabulous at maximum toxicity and glamour: fashion-magazine chaos,...

A unicorn at the gym, because the squat rack was getting aggressively heterosexual.   The cartoon unicorn and Pride styling take a fantasy mascot and drop it into fitness culture....

Do not fuck it up. RuPaul's warning now applies to the outfit too. Drag Race night, gym set, Pride, audition, date or any moment where the instruction is simultaneously encouraging...

Be vigilant. Refuse. Resist. The pink triangle remembers why. The pink triangle was used by Nazis to identify men imprisoned for homosexuality and was later reclaimed by queer activists. Pairing...

QUEER in rainbow stripes, power in refusing to shrink it. Queer Power starts with Queer muscle top with rainbow-striped "QUEER" graphic, then has the confidence not to add five more...

Bisexual popsicle: pink, purple, blue and finally no indecision joke. Pink, purple and blue turn the popsicle into bi Pride without relying on a flag rectangle. It is cute, summery...

EAT ME OUT: cute takeout carton, filthy instruction, perfect tonal collision. Queer club, sapphic night, Pride afterparty, adult festival or date-night joke. The noodle carton makes this a dirty queer...