Zero Feet Away Grindr T-Shirt

Zero Feet Away Grindr turns the distance display into a very direct meet-cute.

The bold 0 FEET AWAY lettering takes the app’s proximity language and removes the last polite buffer. It is funny because the phrase is usually a piece of interface, a number that sorts possibility into a grid. Here, the number becomes the whole flirtation: no vague geography, no mysterious commute, just a neon little announcement that the plot is nearby.

This is a Grindr T-shirt for queer nightlife, hookup-app veterans, Pride weekends and anyone who likes their internet jokes legible from across the room. It is cheeky without promising access to the person wearing it. A shirt can advertise a mood. Conversation, interest and consent still do the rest.

The side-seamed tee gives the oversized lettering a clean field across white, black, olive, true royal and pink. Wear it to the club, the bar, the afters or the group chat’s first real-world meeting. There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view.

Zero Feet Away Grindr keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event. The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors
• Heather blends contain polyester, with fiber content varying by color
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric
• Regular unisex fit with side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, without ironing the decoration

Sizing note

Measure a favourite T-shirt flat across the chest and from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem, then compare with the chart. Measurements can vary slightly.

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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.