No Products in the Cart
💋 Your underwear drawer called. Up to 50% off our hottest queer styles. Shop now + free global shipping 🌍
💋 Your underwear drawer called. Up to 50% off our hottest queer styles. Shop now + free global shipping 🌍
Zero feet away is either destiny, terrible GPS, or the man sitting directly beside you.
Zero Feet Away Grindr Socks turn the app's infamous proximity counter into the whole joke, with mustard-yellow 0 FEET AWAY lettering framed against the clean black-and-white crew sock. It is instantly familiar to anyone who has watched a profile go from 300 metres to suspiciously close and started scanning the room like a low-budget gay detective.
These funny Grindr crew socks are for app-dating veterans, gay city boys, Pride weekends and friends who have ever whispered 'wait, he's literally here.' Wear them to a bar, on a park bench or under rolled trousers where the yellow text can do its own location services. A brutally specific gay gift for the man whose romantic history can be measured in metres.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
