You Look Like Linda Evangelista Muscle Top

Perfect. Beautiful. Linda Evangelista. Then the read begins.

Aja’s Season 9 Untucked takedown of Valentina became drag canon because the praise escalates so extravagantly before the blade arrives. “You look like Linda Evangelista” now carries both genuine glamour and the threat of an excellent read.

This Drag Race muscle tank is for watch parties, Pride, fashion exhibitions and the airport, where everyone should be judged under editorial lighting.

The quote does not need cosplay around it. A loose white muscle top, sunglasses and enough confidence to survive the rest of Aja’s sentence are plenty.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.