You Gotta Floss Organic Cotton Apron

Floss after dinner. Dance before dessert.

The You Gotta Floss Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring empowering flair, featuring pink lettering over black fabric. It turns the You Gotta Floss design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Floss belongs equally to dental hygiene and dance-floor language, which is an unusual amount of cultural responsibility for one word. Do both, ideally not while holding a knife.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.

Think of it as a funny queer apron with an actual point of view. It also works beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone whose kitchen could use more Pride kitchen apron energy.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. The sexy-chef fantasy does not require abs, a specific gender or a particular body shape. Tie the straps where they feel good, expose whatever you want underneath and let the food be the only thing judged.

You Gotta Floss Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World You Gotta Floss design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Queers can cook. Queers can also serve cunt.