Woke Up Gay Again Muscle Top

Good morning. Still gay. Administrative continuity confirmed.

The beach setting makes the joke feel wonderfully low-stakes: sexuality survived the night, so now there is sunscreen to apply. It is the opposite of a dramatic coming-out narrative.

This funny gay muscle tank is perfect for holidays, Pride mornings, beach days and brunch after the kind of night that made waking up at all the real achievement.

Throw it over swimwear, pair it with shorts and go find coffee. The airy armholes and soft cotton make this the sort of top that looks correct before the sunscreen has even dried.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.