💋 Your underwear drawer called. Up to 50% off our hottest queer styles. Shop now + free global shipping 🌍

Throat Goat Muscle Top with a bold horned creature graphic
Front view of a white muscle tank top with an illustrated muscular goat in blue briefs
Model wearing a white muscle tank with a horned, muscular goat graphic in blue briefs
Throat Goat Muscle Top: white tee with horned, jacked creature kneeling and covering its mouth
White
Throat Goat Muscle Top with horned creature graphic, worn by person on a wooden pier at ocean sunset
Throat Goat Muscle Top on a person, beside a person in a blue sequined sleeveless thigh-slit dress

    Throat Goat Muscle Top

    €37,95
    Tax included.

    FREE Global Shipping on ALL ORDERS!

      Throat goat: legendary oral skills, horned mascot, zero room for misinterpretation.

       

      The phrase is contemporary sex-positive slang for somebody with a reputation for excellent oral sex. Giving it an actual goat makes the joke beautifully literal and slightly deranged.

      This Throat Goat muscle tank belongs at queer festivals, club nights, bachelor parties that have improved dramatically, or the gym if you enjoy making the person on the next bench reread things. The filthy graphic already has plenty to say. A loose cotton body and oversized armholes give it the kind of casual sexiness that does not need extra costume.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

      Be the first to write a review
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)

      Customer Reviews

      Be the first to write a review
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      BACK TO TOP