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The heart wants what it wants. Mine wants garlic bread.
The The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants Organic Cotton Apron is built around features a bold line-drawing and prideful phrase. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.
The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants belongs beside a chopping board, because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude, and plate like somebody is watching.
This is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.
It works naturally as a funny queer apron, camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or Pride kitchen apron, but the niche is the point. This is for the person who wants queer kitchenwear that actually understands the joke instead of adding a rainbow to a stock chef graphic.
The apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.
The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
| A | B | C | |
| One size (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A | B | C | |
| One size (cm) | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Dinner is ready. Subtlety is not.
