The Gay Agenda Unisex Hoodie

The Gay Agenda has been leaked and apparently brunch, equal rights and one excellent playlist are on it.

The design takes decades of paranoid rhetoric about a secret homosexual agenda and turns the conspiracy into exactly the kind of joke it deserves. If there is an agenda, it is probably less global domination and more safety, legal equality, queer joy, coffee, decent healthcare and somebody remembering to book the table. That tension between moral panic and banal reality is the whole punchline.

This funny Gay Agenda hoodie is for political satire, Pride, queer offices and anyone whose actual calendar is more Google invites than revolution. Pair it with cargos for full conspiracy-core streetwear, or hide it beneath a coat until the next secret meeting, otherwise known as brunch. A gay political hoodie with excellent conspiracy-to-cosiness conversion.

The Gay Agenda Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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