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Pan-tastic: finally a sexuality pun with the correct cookware.
The That's Pan-Tastic! Organic Cotton Apron is built around multicolored lettering, front pocket, and long ties, set against a vibrant backdrop with floating kitchen utensils, embodies bold, joyful queer pride and empowerment. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
Pansexuality describes attraction that is not limited by gender. It does not mean attraction to literally everybody, fortunately, because standards remain one of the great queer traditions. The pan, however, may be non-stick.
Pansexual in the kitchen is almost offensively easy material: grab the pan, heat the pan, love the pan regardless of gender. Just remember that cast iron requires seasoning and people require consent.
This is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.
As a pansexual apron with actual personality, it sits somewhere between pan Pride cooking gift and queer kitchen apron. Specific enough to be clocked across the kitchen, useful enough to survive the sauce.
Under all the queer nonsense is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron with adjustable back straps and a roomy two-compartment front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used.
That's Pan-Tastic! Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
| A | B | C | |
| One size (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A | B | C | |
| One size (cm) | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.
