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Burnt garlic? That was a choice.
The That Was A Choice Organic Cotton Apron is built around vibrant graphic. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
Tatianna's All Stars 2 'choices' became the perfect response to a decision too questionable for a full sentence. Burnt garlic? A choice. Raisins in potato salad? A choice. Serving dry chicken to gays? Grounds for review.
The kitchen version of That Was A Choice is simple: season boldly, taste constantly and never let a beige casserole become the most heterosexual thing in the room.
This is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.
It works naturally as a funny queer apron, camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or Pride kitchen apron, but the niche is the point. This is for the person who wants queer kitchenwear that actually understands the joke instead of adding a rainbow to a stock chef graphic.
The sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.
That Was A Choice Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
| A | B | C | |
| One size (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A | B | C | |
| One size (cm) | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Dinner is ready. Subtlety is not.
