Spill the Tea Sis Organic Cotton Apron

Spill the tea, sis, not the boiling water.

The Spill the Tea Sis Organic Cotton Apron is built around bold cartoon graphic and empowering phrase, accented by oversized spoons. This queer fashion staple celebrates pride and self-expression with fierce, playful energy. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.

Spill the Tea Sis belongs beside a chopping board, because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude, and plate like somebody is watching.

This is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.

Give it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a funny queer apron. It also lands beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.

The sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.

Spill the Tea Sis Organic Cotton Apron Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Original Queer In The World design

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Cook loudly. Season aggressively. Serve cunt.