Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

The wellness checklist begins wholesomely and ends exactly where queer nightlife was always taking it.

Smile. Talk. Laugh. Drink. Dance. The rhythm sounds like a motivational poster for living well right up until “Eat Ass” arrives and destroys the corporate retreat. That escalation is the entire joke. Queer humour is very good at taking respectability, adding one explicit line and revealing how arbitrary the boundary was. Rimming has been part of gay sexual culture long enough that the phrase barely needs explanation; here it functions as the final item on an otherwise charming little itinerary for a balanced social life.

This explicit gay long sleeve belongs at Pride, queer bars, festivals, birthday trips and brunches where everybody already knows what happened after dancing. White makes the list look dangerously wholesome, black keeps the punchline dry, mauve makes it even more absurd. Sex-positive LGBTQ+ clothing for people committed to wellness in all its forms.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.