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Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass starts like wholesome life advice and waits until the final two words to reveal what sort of evening this actually is.
Smile. Talk. Laugh. Drink. Dance. So far, this could be a suspiciously cheerful wellness poster. Then “eat ass” arrives and suddenly the evening has found its real demographic. That final turn is why the whole list works. Queer nightlife is full of wholesome activities followed by choices nobody needs entered into the family calendar. Have the conversation. Buy the round.
Throw yourself around the dance floor. Flirt badly. Go home with somebody if everybody involved is enthusiastically into the idea. The rainbow lettering keeps the first five instructions bright enough that the sixth lands even harder. It is not a lifestyle plan, but as a summary of certain weekends, it has demonstrated impressive accuracy. Hydrate somewhere between items five and six.
The black, white, grey and red raglan combinations give the rainbow list a retro party frame for adult queer nightlife, Pride after dark, festivals, house parties or brunch with friends who already know your sense of humour. “Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass” is a shameless choice for somebody who believes a good life requires both joy and very specific extracurriculars.
The list is not medical advice, relationship advice or a schedule. Hydration, consent and good judgement remain useful additions, even if none of them made the typography.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

