Simply Gorgeous Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Understatement becomes camp once “gorgeous” is presented as though it were merely the baseline diagnosis.

Queer glamour has always understood the comic power of self-certification. You do not need to wait for a compliment if the mirror, lipstick and general evidence have already reached a conclusion. “Simply Gorgeous” sounds modest only because the adjective is doing outrageous work. It belongs to drag, femme and pop-culture traditions where confidence is not whispered into existence but styled, rehearsed and worn until it becomes fact. The lipstick-kiss attitude keeps the whole thing flirtatious rather than motivational.

This camp confidence long sleeve works for beauty nights, drag shows, dates, birthdays and winter city wear when the outfit should flatter the ego as well as the body. Heather Mauve makes it soft, black keeps it sleek, maroon adds old-school glamour. Queer statement clothing for people who consider “nice” an unacceptable downgrade.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.