Not Today Satan Postcard

The postal service has been dangerously underexposed to this level of camp.

The Not Today Satan Postcard is less a thoughtful note and more a tiny social weapon for friends who appreciate their affection delivered with side-eye.

For anyone searching for funny queer postcard, camp LGBTQ+ gift or sarcastic Pride card, this is the sort of niche little queer object that feels chosen rather than mass-selected. Send it to the friend who deserves the joke, include it in a birthday gift, or keep it on the wall where visitors can decide for themselves whether they feel targeted.

The post office has been warned.

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PRODUCT DETAILS

This postcard is made from thick, high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.

• 4/4 full bleed
• 300 GSM
• Paper thickness: 0.13″ (0.34 mm)
• Laminated feel
• White matte back with a small QR code or a barcode
• Blank product sourced from the US
• Standard Postcard Size. (4″ × 6″ or 101 × 152 mm)