Nobody Knows I'm Gay! Unisex Tank Top

Nothing says discretion quite like printing the secret across your chest.

The Nobody Knows I'm Gay! Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with reads "Nobody Knows I'm Gay!" in rainbow letters. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

It also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a gay tank top, funny gay gift or queer men's clothing, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.

The design may be loud, but the tank itself is deliberately easy to wear. Soft combed and ringspun cotton keeps the everyday colors comfortable, while lightweight tri-blends are used for selected shades. Side-seamed construction adds shape without turning the fit overly structured. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Nobody Knows I'm Gay! Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.