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A Never Owned A Vibrator t-shirt with a diamond joke, for adult sexual humour, practical pleasure, and the right to question who decided luxury had to sparkle like a gemstone.
The slogan is a knowingly explicit joke about women’s pleasure and the old cliché that diamonds are a girl’s best friend. The shirt does not prescribe masturbation, partnership, toys, or any one relationship to sex.
This is adult LGBTQ clothing for people who enjoy a little innuendo and a lot of agency. Pleasure is personal, consent is mutual, and a graphic tee is never a promise of access.
Wear it to a bachelorette-style party, Pride, a date, or the bedroom mirror. Diamonds are optional. Knowing what you want is the real luxury.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
