Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Hoodie

Never Owned A Vibrator sends diamonds straight back to the jewellery counter.

The design flips the old 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' cliché into a sex-positive punchline about the considerably more useful object in the bedside drawer. It is queer feminist humour at its best — pleasure, autonomy and a refusal to pretend expensive jewellery automatically outranks knowing what gets you off.

This funny vibrator hoodie is made for lesbians, bi women, sex-positive feminists and anyone whose self-care has a charging cable. Wear it to Pride, queer brunch or the sofa on a cold night where the joke becomes increasingly practical. A cheeky adult LGBTQ+ gift with much better priorities than a diamond advert.

Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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