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My body, my rules, my kitchen, my thermostat.
The My Body My Rules Organic Cotton Apron is built around reclining woman graphic and slogan, amidst a vibrant kitchen nook decorated with cookware, empowering artwork, and queer pride elements. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.
My Body My Rules belongs beside a chopping board, because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude, and plate like somebody is watching.
Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality. The right apron can turn chopping onions into a minor performance.
This is the kind of funny queer apron that makes a far sharper gift than generic Pride merch. Think camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift, dinner-party uniform and extremely functional Pride kitchen apron in one.
Under all the queer nonsense is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron with adjustable back straps and a roomy two-compartment front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used.
My Body My Rules Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
| A | B | C | |
| One size (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A | B | C | |
| One size (cm) | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.
