Museum Of Dicks Novelty Crew Socks

Welcome to the Museum of Dicks. Please admire the collection without touching the exhibits.

The Museum Of Dicks Novelty Crew Socks take phallic art appreciation straight to the feet. Four full-print designs turn the humble crew sock into an extremely specific curatorial decision, ideal for anyone whose taste in museums tends to favour the gift shop after dark.

The 95% polyester and 5% elastane fabric gives the socks stretch and an easy everyday feel, with a one-size fit designed for approximately EU 36-45 feet. A black toe keeps the print grounded while the rest of the sock handles the exhibition.

Museum Of Dicks Novelty Crew Socks Product Details

• Four full-print penis-inspired designs for the discerning collector.
• The 95/5 polyester-elastane knit keeps all four exhibits comfortably wearable.
• Museum sizing is intended for approximately EU 36-45 feet.
• Crew height with a black toe detail.
• Give the collection a gentle wash, then hang it to dry.
• Museum membership not included, but the collection is impressively portable.

Size Guide

This is sold as one size. Check any listed measurements before ordering if fit is critical.

Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.