Lesbosaurus Pride Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Prehistoric lesbians apparently survived the meteor and several centuries of compulsory heterosexuality.

Lesbosaurus is a gloriously unserious lesbian pun, and adding Pride gives the dinosaur even more reason to stomp around visibly. Queer merch often gets trapped between political seriousness and saccharine affirmation; this sits happily in a third lane where a dinosaur can carry the identity. The joke also has a tiny cultural truth buried inside it: lesbians have always existed, even when history records them badly, euphemises relationships or assumes every woman sharing a home with another woman was simply very committed to friendship.

This lesbian dinosaur long sleeve belongs at Pride, museums, queer game nights, dates and anywhere a sapphic palaeontology joke can find oxygen. Military green commits to the prehistoric theme, black makes the Pride colours pop, gold turns it camp. Funny lesbian clothing for people whose queerness has excellent fossil resistance.

Lesbosaurus Pride Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.