Lesbosaurus Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

The fossil record has finally confirmed what queer internet culture suspected, lesbians were here first.

There is no respectable scientific case for the Lesbosaurus, which leaves much more room for fun. The pun takes lesbian identity and gives it prehistoric scale: ancient, unstoppable, slightly ridiculous and apparently capable of surviving extinction events better than compulsory heterosexuality. Queer merch can drown in earnest slogans, so a brightly coloured dinosaur is useful cultural relief. It is lesbian Pride for people who would rather roar than explain themselves and who know a bad pun can still be a very good shirt.

Wear this funny lesbian dinosaur long sleeve to Pride, queer game nights, museums, casual dates or anywhere a sapphic palaeontology joke can find its natural audience. Deep teal makes the dinosaur feel richer, black pushes the colour forward, military green commits to the prehistoric bit. Lesbian novelty clothing for ancient queers, young queers and anyone evolving beautifully.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.