Lesbosaurus T-Shirt

Lesbosaurus gives lesbian Pride teeth, scales and the kind of prehistoric confidence that makes a tasteful little rainbow heart look severely under-evolved.

The portmanteau is the entire joy of the design: lesbian plus dinosaur becomes a fictional species with far more personality than another plain identity label. The colourful cartoon dinosaur makes the joke clear without making lesbians themselves the punchline. Instead, the identity gets expanded into something absurdly powerful, old, resilient and cheerfully difficult to categorise.

It is the kind of queer wordplay that works because the wearer is already in on the joke and the graphic commits fully to the premise. If lesbians had a mascot selected by committee, there are worse candidates than a rainbow dinosaur.

Wear it to Pride, dyke nights, museums, dinosaur exhibits, festivals, queer picnics or anywhere the overlap between lesbian culture and palaeontology deserves more attention. It also makes a brilliantly specific gift for a lesbian dinosaur fan, which is a niche worth respecting properly. Black, navy, sport grey, dark heather and white all give the pink-and-orange creature a different backdrop without dulling the ridiculous name.

Lesbosaurus is not trying to explain lesbian identity. It is busy evolving into something with better claws.

Product details

• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Heather colors are 65% polyester and 35% cotton
• Lightweight 4.5 oz / 153 g/m² fabric
• Regular fit with tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned construction
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, without ironing the decoration. Do not dry clean

Sizing note

Measurements are taken flat and may vary slightly. Compare the chart with a favorite T-shirt before ordering. For a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.