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LESBOSAURUS: millions of years old, aggressively sapphic and somehow still better at flirting than half the women on the apps.
This is lesbian Pride after somebody finally stopped trying to make it tasteful. Giant lettering, colourful dinosaur, catastrophic pun. Perfect. No discussion of identity labels, no soft-focus empowerment quote, no explanation of sapphic culture to people who wandered in unprepared.
Just a prehistoric lesbian mascot stomping through the Cretaceous with the confidence of a woman who has absolutely already processed the breakup and bought another houseplant. It is cute, stupid and deeply specific in exactly the way great queer merch should be. Sometimes the strongest lesbian representation is a dinosaur that looks delighted to exist.
Lesbosaurus has the useful quality of feeling specific without becoming precious. Take it to Pride, museum dates, dyke picnics, queer bars, dinosaur exhibits or the first date where you need to establish immediately that your sense of humour is going to be a factor. It also belongs on the lesbian friend whose apartment somehow contains both feminist literature and at least one dinosaur object.
Pair it with boots, denim or an inexplicable amount of green. The baseball sleeves give the whole thing a slightly school-sports feel, which only makes LESBOSAURUS look more official. Lesbian history may not actually begin in the Jurassic. Spiritually, we are willing to hear the case.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
