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Model wearing a white sleeveless top reading “LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS, NOT HUMAN BEINGS.”
Front view of a dark navy muscle tank top reading “LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS, NOT HUMAN BEINGS.”
Black muscle tank top with yellow and purple text reading “LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS, NOT HUMAN BEINGS.”
White unisex muscle tank with “Labels are for soup cans, not human beings” in yellow over bold purple; anti-label queer vibe.
Labels Are For Soup Cans
Muscle top reads
Labels Are For Soup Cans muscle top on a smiling person at pride, surrounded by friends, rainbow flags, blue sky
Muscle top reading Labels are for soup cans
Labels Are For Soup Cans muscle top with “Labels are for soup cans, not human beings” slogan, bright yellow, blue, pink

    Labels Are For Soup Cans Muscle Top

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      Labels are for soup cans. Humans get editorial control.

      The Labels Are For Soup Cans print has one job and does it well: the words “Labels Are For Soup Cans” kept front and centre. Labels can be useful when people choose them for themselves; compulsory labels are another matter. Soup cans, meanwhile, genuinely benefit from administrative clarity. Nobody wants mystery beans.

      Ideal for queer people who are label-sceptical, label-fluid or simply tired of being interrogated. Wear it to Pride, queer meetups, campus, therapy-adjacent events or the gym where somebody inevitably asks what box you tick.

      Soft Airlume cotton, wide armholes and a relaxed fit keep Labels Are For Soup Cans easy enough to become actual wardrobe clothing rather than one-event merch. Labels Are For Soup Cans should be worn, not archived.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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