It's Not Pie Unisex Tank Top

It's Not Pie is the exact sort of thought that should have escaped the group chat.

Visually, the design leans into in white, rainbow heart graphic, slogan: "Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie!. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.

Wear it to brunch, Pride, the beach, the gym, a festival or any social setting that has become dangerously under-supplied with personality.

For gifting, it sits neatly between a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt and sarcastic Pride top, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

It's Not Pie Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.