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Throat Goat, muscular goat-man, absolutely no modest résumé.
Gay bar, Pride afterparty, fetish weekend, adult festival, beach party or the friend group's most irresponsible brunch. Wide armholes and the muscular goat-man art make this a horny gay muscle tank that understands it is clothing for being looked at. The artwork on I'm The Throat Goat stays specific with White unisex "I'm The Throat Goat" muscle top with cartoon goat and bold slogan.
Throat Goat is contemporary sex-positive slang for somebody with legendary oral skills. Pairing it with a muscular goat-man illustration makes the joke gloriously literal and turns a horny claim into full cartoon branding.
The I'm The Throat Goat graphic is already doing enough; its silhouette can stay simple. For I'm The Throat Goat, light cotton, open sides and good shoulders are the entire garment brief.
PRODUCT DETAILS
SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

