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Passion is lovely, but direct deposit remains deeply persuasive.
I'm In This For The Money Socks print the confession in pink cursive, giving workplace honesty the softest possible visual treatment. The contrast is the joke: sweet handwriting, brutally transactional message. No calling, no purpose, no inspirational LinkedIn paragraph — just the refreshing admission that rent has not yet begun accepting personal fulfilment as legal tender.
These sarcastic work socks are for freelancers, retail survivors, corporate queers, side-hustlers and anyone who has ever described a job as 'character building' through clenched teeth. They make a funny office gift for the coworker who is excellent at what they do and still intends to leave at exactly five.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
