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Navy sleeveless “I’m Contagious Muscle Top” with bold pink text—“Honey, I’m not just sickening ... I’m contagious!”—at Pride.
Front view of a black muscle tank top with pink “HONEY, I'M NOT JUST SICKENING... I'M CONTAGIOUS!” text
Black muscle tank top with pink “Honey, I’m not just sickening… I’m contagious!” graphic
White muscle tank top with pink “Honey, I’m not just sickening... I’m contagious!” text
“Im Contagious Muscle Top” in pink lettering on a drag queen in glam makeup
White muscle tank top with pink pride slogan, Honey, I'm not just sickening
Front view of a person in a white muscle tank reading “I’M CONTAGIOUS,” with a blue sequin skirt.

    I'm Contagious Muscle Top

    €37,95
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      Not just sickening, contagious. The drag vocabulary has gone epidemiological.

      Drag brunch, Pride, queer club, pageant watch party or any outfit where 'sickening' is already part of the vocabulary. The sleeveless cut gives the contagion joke body and keeps the design out of novelty-T-shirt territory. What makes I'm Contagious work visually is Navy sleeveless “I’m Contagious ” with bold pink text, “Honey, I’m not just sickening ... I’m contagious!”, at Pride.

      The full line, 'Honey, I'm not just sickening... I'm contagious,' uses drag praise and deliberately infectious confidence. It is not medical language; it is the idea that fabulousness has become impossible to contain.

      Airlume cotton keeps I'm Contagious out of costume territory. The wide armholes on I'm Contagious have enough attitude for a club queue and enough ease for the hungover coffee after.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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