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The unicorn is horizontal, the ZZZs are active, and productivity has been formally declined.
I'd Rather Be Sleeping Socks feature a snoozing cartoon unicorn surrounded by sleepy blue ZZZs, combining magical-creature camp with the most relatable possible life goal. The white ribbed leg keeps the sleepy mascot bright while the black foot looks ready to disappear under a duvet at the earliest available opportunity.
These funny unicorn sleep socks are for exhausted queers, night owls, brunch cancellers and anyone whose weekend fantasy is less nightclub and more fourteen uninterrupted hours. They make an ideal LGBTQ+ novelty gift for the friend who owns eye masks, silences notifications and treats 'plans?' as a direct threat to horizontal time.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
