I'd Rather Be Sleeping Holographic Stickers

Queer liberation is important, but have we considered a nap first?

The I'd Rather Be Sleeping Holographic Stickers feature a rainbow-tailed caticorn with exactly the level of ambition many of us can manage before coffee: none whatsoever. It is cute, sleepy, faintly magical and deeply committed to not attending whatever energetic activity has just been proposed.

This one is for introvert gays, exhausted queers, chronically online night owls, cozy little homebodies and anybody whose ideal Pride afterparty involves horizontal surfaces and eight uninterrupted hours. The holographic sheen catches the light around the sleepy caticorn artwork, giving the whole thing just enough sparkle to suggest fabulousness without requiring actual effort.

Use it as a funny queer laptop sticker, sleepy gay gift, caticorn sticker, LGBTQ+ introvert gift or tiny badge of solidarity for the friend who RSVP'd “maybe” because the event starts after 8 p.m. It belongs on journals, laptops, bedside clutter and anything else that understands rest is not laziness, it is a lifestyle.

Be gay. Do crimes if necessary. But first, perhaps, go back to bed.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

I'D RATHER BE SLEEPING HOLOGRAPHIC STICKERS  DETAILS

• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker. Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.