I'd Rather Be Sleeping 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

I’d Rather Be Sleeping is for the queers whose ideal afterparty is taking their contacts out, turning the phone face down and disappearing under a duvet until brunch is over.

The sleepy cat and unicorn are doing the emotional labour here. One brings realistic nap commitment, the other contributes fantasy, and together they perfectly capture that point in adulthood when plans start being judged primarily by how late they will keep you out. This is not hustle culture.

This is not “sleep when you are dead.” This is eight hours, blackout curtains and the radical decision that maybe you do not need to attend everything just because somebody dropped a flyer in the group chat. Queer social life can be glorious, but so can leaving early, changing into soft clothes and knowing the club will survive without your personal attendance.

I'd Rather Be Sleeping feels better when it is out in the world than when it is folded neatly in a drawer. Wear it on travel days, lazy Sundays, Pride mornings after Pride nights, coffee runs or any event you technically agreed to before remembering how good bed is.

It is a dangerously accurate gift for the friend who responds “what time does it finish?” before asking where the party is. The unicorn dreams big. The cat dreams horizontally. The wearer has already chosen a side.

Product details

• Classic 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt with contrast baseball-style sleeves.
• 100% ringspun cotton; Heather Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester and Heather Denim is 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
• Soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear.
• Ribbed neckband.
• Unisex fit.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.