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Woke up like this, nail polish included, gym pump sold separately.
Beyoncé's 'I woke up like this' became shorthand for effortless perfection, which is funniest when the result clearly involved nail polish, Pride prep, grooming and enough effort that the fiction becomes the point. Gym, Pride festival, brunch after the night before, beauty event or travel day where pretending the look required no effort is the entire joke. It also works as a Beyoncé-adjacent muscle tank without using tour merch language.
I Woke Up Like This gives you “I Woke Up Like This” and nail polish graphic, no explanatory subtitle required. I Woke Up Like This does not need a technical garment underneath the idea. For I Woke Up Like This, soft cotton, open sides and a relaxed shape are enough.
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SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

