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The eggplant has entered the grieving process and nobody believes this is about vegetables.
I Miss Daddy Socks pair purple lettering with an eggplant graphic, ensuring the message arrives with exactly zero plausible innocence. The design is a filthy little queer text message translated into hosiery: yearning, innuendo, questionable attachment patterns and the sort of emotional honesty that usually appears after midnight with autocorrect turned off.
These cheeky gay Daddy socks are made for bottoms, Daddy admirers, long-distance thirst and anyone whose idea of missing someone is notably physical. Wear them to a queer party, kink night or around the house while being dramatically abandoned for six hours. A ridiculous adult gay gift for the friend whose 'Daddy issues' have become a recurring bit.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
